““Turn It Off” is about wanting to rid yourself of faith, in hopes that it would make things less complicated. Believing in Jesus is not easy. It’s not like you decide you want to believe and then everything just sort of comes together, but that’s the thing: life is hard with and without faith. The decision for me was made easy by the fact that if life is going to be hard either way, then I’d rather have someone that I know will never leave me. That person for me is God. I believe because I can’t not believe. Don’t ever feel like a fraud. There’s no shame in wanting to have a place to put your faith.”—Hayley Williams. (via welovewilliams) (via chuhhh)
A man died and went to Heaven. There were thousands of other people there. They were all naked and all looked as they did at the age of 21. He looked around to see if there was anyone he recognized. He saw a couple and he knew immediately that they were Adam and Eve. How did he know?
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A man walks into a Chemist looking a little embarrassed. He whispers something into the chemist’s ear. The chemist then pulls out his gun and points it at the man. The man smiles, thanks the chemist and walks away. What did the man say to the chemist?